Over the years I've begun to dread Valentine's Day. I can name a number of legitimate reasons for my anxiety of this holiday.
1. Very bad Valentines Gifts. Dead roses, cracked vases for the roses, regifted gifts and the major prize winner: a deep fryer ( I am not in the south folks and I don't live in a single wide).
2. Major Relationship Changes: Either you are in or you are out on the day of.
3. Being Single. When all your friends have significant others and your mom is the only one that buys you a gift. *Thanks MOM!*
4. Bad dinners. For any of the many reasons it could have been a bad dinner.
UPDATED: I have become what I have sneered at.
5 hours ago