4 Accidents, 3 years.

So I have theory that there must be some kind of cosmic formula that brings up your probabilites of being in a car accident for how many miles you drive. I've had my car 3 years and some change and have driven 81,000 miles. I have already had 4 accidents. No, none of them were my fault. 3 rear-enders and one hit and run over night. WTF? I think I am driving with a bulls-eye on my bumper or a sticker that says "Hit me, I am feeling lucky tonight."
The most current accident being Tuesday night. Dumb broad was at a stoplight behind me and the light turned green and traffic didnt move but she still hit her gas. The other thing is that I am not biased against the OC, but by coincidence every accident I have been in is has been in OC and involving only one Asian. Hmmm. I am just so sick of being in car accidents. If you see me on the road, please keep away from me. because maybe my bumper has a magnet for your front.