Dear Mall,
Last Sunday I was reminded why I hate visiting you. You are crowded and have a lot of useless stores you have people trying to pull you away from the crowds to sell you something useless. The parking lot is full of people who don't know how to drive, who try to run you over even when you are in the cross walk. With your 5 bajilloon teeny-boppers just taking up space b/c the have nothing better to do on a Sunday night.
Also for letting soccer moms put their kids on leashes. Seriously! It's bad enough that the kids on a leash but the worse part is that she can't even control the kid who is running her all over the place (including into me). A little Dog whisperer anyone?
With all that said I will do what I have been doing for all these years to avoid the inner hell of the mall.... Go during lunch on weekdays only to the anchor stores. Or not at the mall at all.
Not Loving You,
Shopping Elsewhere
To: All the girls that hang out in the office bathroom
Get a life. We are not in high school anymore. Let a girl drop off the kids at pool in peace.
-Girl in Stall 3
2 comments:
those child leashes are the worst thing ever! I totally agree!
the child leashes freak me out a little...
and i particularly hate those people that try to stop you to buy something useless when you're walking by. sometimes they even continue to beg and plead with me after i very nicely say "no thank you" which only gets me even more pissed off. malls do suck.
btw thanks for visiting my blog!
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